Post by Rev. Richard SkullTwo days in and 2006 already sucks!
Flood in Kalifornia
Fires in Texas & Oklahoma (thats what they get for letting all them
cowboys dance to Rodgers & Hammerstien)
Building Collapse in Germany
Flood in Asia
Mine explosions in West Virgina!
Hey! Only 363 more days to go!
OH GOD, NO!
Didn't anybody else SEE this?
http://tinyurl.com/bs7ot
This is the final sign of the apocalypse. Don't you guys read the
bible?
9:11 They have over them as king the angel of the abyss. His name in
Hebrew is "Abaddon," but in Greek, he has the name "Apollyon."
In English, "Apple"
10:9 I went to the angel, telling him to give me the little book. He
said to me, "Take it, and eat it up. It will make your stomach bitter,
but in your mouth it will be as sweet as honey."
10:10 I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up.
It was as sweet as honey in my mouth. When I had eaten it, my stomach
was made bitter.
This obviously is a reference to the iPod.
He is obviously having some trouble with the earphones, which would
have been easier than eating the thing.
But then after he eats it, he SEES and HEARS things. So he has
obviously gotten a video iPod.
12:1 A great sign was seen in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun,
and the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars.
12:2 She was with child. She cried out in pain, laboring to give
birth.
12:3 Another sign was seen in heaven. Behold, a great red dragon,
having seven heads and ten horns, and on his heads seven crowns.
Now this is obviously the queen. I am not 100% sure but I think the
dragon either represents AOL or some kind of evil cabal of hat-makers.
14:1 I saw, and behold, the Lamb standing on Mount Zion, and with him
a number, one hundred forty-four thousand, having his name, and the
name of his Father, written on their foreheads.
here clearly they are defying the hat-makers.
KNOW YE THE SIGNS!
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