Jsut another drive to work!

[Rev. Richard Skull]

On teh way to work this morning, I noticed to State Police cars in teh
median of the highway, two troopers standing ober what looked like a
pile of trash.

Upon slowing down, the "pile of trash" was in fact a dead guy.

The section of highway is just South of two "Nudie Bars"

Figure it went like this:

Drunk Pedestrian wearing dark clothes trying to cross US Rte 13

Drunk asshole driving after closing down one of teh nudie bars..

Crash-Boom-Bang, dead guy in median, drunk guy drives off.

Or maybe the Governer of New Jersey is out driving around again.

[Pisces]

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
On teh way to work this morning, I noticed to State Police cars in teh
median of the highway, two troopers standing ober what looked like a
pile of trash.
Upon slowing down, the "pile of trash" was in fact a dead guy.
The section of highway is just South of two "Nudie Bars"
Drunk Pedestrian wearing dark clothes trying to cross US Rte 13
Drunk asshole driving after closing down one of teh nudie bars..
Crash-Boom-Bang, dead guy in median, drunk guy drives off.
Or maybe the Governer of New Jersey is out driving around again.

Here in the DC metro they would leave the "pile of trash" there until
rush hour was over.....
Unless the "pile" was causing traffic issues due to rubbernecking...
then they'd move it.

[unknown]

Post by Pisces

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
On teh way to work this morning, I noticed to State Police cars in teh
median of the highway, two troopers standing ober what looked like a
pile of trash.
Upon slowing down, the "pile of trash" was in fact a dead guy.
The section of highway is just South of two "Nudie Bars"
Drunk Pedestrian wearing dark clothes trying to cross US Rte 13
Drunk asshole driving after closing down one of teh nudie bars..
Crash-Boom-Bang, dead guy in median, drunk guy drives off.
Or maybe the Governer of New Jersey is out driving around again.

Here in the DC metro they would leave the "pile of trash" there until
rush hour was over.....
Unless the "pile" was causing traffic issues due to rubbernecking...
then they'd move it.

And give it a ticket.

[Pisces]

Post by unknown

Post by Pisces

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
On teh way to work this morning, I noticed to State Police cars in teh
median of the highway, two troopers standing ober what looked like a
pile of trash.
Upon slowing down, the "pile of trash" was in fact a dead guy.
The section of highway is just South of two "Nudie Bars"
Drunk Pedestrian wearing dark clothes trying to cross US Rte 13
Drunk asshole driving after closing down one of teh nudie bars..
Crash-Boom-Bang, dead guy in median, drunk guy drives off.
Or maybe the Governer of New Jersey is out driving around again.

Here in the DC metro they would leave the "pile of trash" there until
rush hour was over.....
Unless the "pile" was causing traffic issues due to rubbernecking...
then they'd move it.

And give it a ticket.

Only in montgomery county. In DC they'd shoot it again to make sure
its dead first.