IN my mail box this afternoon

[Rev. Richard Skull]

Well I went to teh Dover Air BAse Auto Hobby shp to change the oil in
the car. The shop is next to the mortuary, and boy is that place
jumping!

I not seen teh parking lot that full sine '04.

But the best part was when I got home!

In my mailbox was a nice little recruiting pamplet asking me to join
Army ROTC!

Yes me! The 46 year old guy who enlisted in the Army back in 1978, who
served 4 years acvtive, and the rest in the reserves, who earned a
commision via OCS in 1988!

They want me to join ROTC!

I of course filled all teh info out to include my Rank (Captian) date
of birth, etc. and a littel comment that I think their databas eis a
liiittle screwed up!

I also said that I think Barb & Jenna Bush were available.

[Todd Spango]

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Well I went to teh Dover Air BAse Auto Hobby shp to change the oil in
the car. The shop is next to the mortuary, and boy is that place
jumping!
I not seen teh parking lot that full sine '04.
But the best part was when I got home!
In my mailbox was a nice little recruiting pamplet asking me to join
Army ROTC!
Yes me! The 46 year old guy who enlisted in the Army back in 1978, who
served 4 years acvtive, and the rest in the reserves, who earned a
commision via OCS in 1988!
They want me to join ROTC!
I of course filled all teh info out to include my Rank (Captian) date
of birth, etc. and a littel comment that I think their databas eis a
liiittle screwed up!
I also said that I think Barb & Jenna Bush were available.

What's the MOS for drunken rich brat?

[Rev. Richard Skull]

On Jan 26, 2:38 pm, "Todd Spango" <***@mattduanegriffin.com> wrote:



What's the MOS for drunken rich brat?- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted
text -

the same as the MOS for "fluff girl"

[iDRMRSR]

The guy that last lived in the Condo of Solitude died a year before I bought
the place, in 2001, I believe. A single diabetic dude, mid 40s, found a
couple days after he keeled. I think he haunts the place.

Anyhow, I got a piece of mail for him from Verizonked, offering him a FREE
RAZR CELL PHONE if he would only ACT IMMEDIATELY. I thought about sending
the thing in, but you know, a ghost with a cell phone could become quite
annoying.

I think the US Army and the phone company share the same mailing list
providers!

[*]
-----
PS...the lady who owned this condo before HIM passed away elsewhere in this
city a couple months ago, and I get ads for Carribean cruises for her.

So far, I'm the last survivor of the Condo of Solitude.

[Fra Filippo SODDI]

Post by iDRMRSR
The guy that last lived in the Condo of Solitude died a year before I
bought the place, in 2001, I believe. A single diabetic dude, mid 40s,
found a couple days after he keeled. I think he haunts the place.
Anyhow, I got a piece of mail for him from Verizonked, offering him a FREE
RAZR CELL PHONE if he would only ACT IMMEDIATELY. I thought about sending
the thing in, but you know, a ghost with a cell phone could become quite
annoying.
I think the US Army and the phone company share the same mailing list
providers!
[*]
-----
PS...the lady who owned this condo before HIM passed away elsewhere in
this city a couple months ago, and I get ads for Carribean cruises for
her.
So far, I'm the last survivor of the Condo of Solitude.

"SO FAR".

[ouroboros rex]

Post by iDRMRSR
The guy that last lived in the Condo of Solitude died a year before I
bought the place, in 2001, I believe. A single diabetic dude, mid 40s,
found a couple days after he keeled. I think he haunts the place.
Anyhow, I got a piece of mail for him from Verizonked, offering him a FREE
RAZR CELL PHONE if he would only ACT IMMEDIATELY. I thought about sending
the thing in, but you know, a ghost with a cell phone could become quite
annoying.
I think the US Army and the phone company share the same mailing list
providers!
[*]
-----
PS...the lady who owned this condo before HIM passed away elsewhere in
this city a couple months ago, and I get ads for Carribean cruises for
her.
So far, I'm the last survivor of the Condo of Solitude.

...or it's next victim. When "Bob" ordaineth that a retiree should dieth at
a certain address, He first directeth it to that addresseth. Or something.

Maybe you should get with a 20-sided die and the Apartments section,
before it's too late.

On second thought, why open up a DIRECT CONDUIT TO THE LUCK PLANE?

<sigh> I'm afraid you're fucked.

[Mön§igñor ßoddoM]

Post by iDRMRSR
The guy that last lived in the Condo of Solitude died a year before I bought
the place, in 2001, I believe. A single diabetic dude, mid 40s, found a
couple days after he keeled. I think he haunts the place.
Anyhow, I got a piece of mail for him from Verizonked, offering him a FREE
RAZR CELL PHONE if he would only ACT IMMEDIATELY. I thought about sending
the thing in, but you know, a ghost with a cell phone could become quite
annoying.
I think the US Army and the phone company share the same mailing list
providers!
[*]
-----
PS...the lady who owned this condo before HIM passed away elsewhere in this
city a couple months ago, and I get ads for Carribean cruises for her.
So far, I'm the last survivor of the Condo of Solitude.

I would have got the phone. Maybe some credit card as well.

[Infinicat]

Post by Mön§igñor ßoddoM
I would have got the phone. Maybe some credit card as well.

one of those cardboard phony plastic pasty ones, no doubt.

[Artemia Salina]

Post by iDRMRSR
The guy that last lived in the Condo of Solitude died a year before I bought
the place, in 2001, I believe. A single diabetic dude, mid 40s, found a
couple days after he keeled. I think he haunts the place.
Anyhow, I got a piece of mail for him from Verizonked, offering him a FREE
RAZR CELL PHONE if he would only ACT IMMEDIATELY. I thought about sending
the thing in, but you know, a ghost with a cell phone could become quite
annoying.
I think the US Army and the phone company share the same mailing list
providers!
[*]
-----
PS...the lady who owned this condo before HIM passed away elsewhere in this
city a couple months ago, and I get ads for Carribean cruises for her.
So far, I'm the last survivor of the Condo of Solitude.

Remember: One part bleach, nine parts water.

[Infinicat]

Post by Artemia Salina

Post by iDRMRSR
The guy that last lived in the Condo of Solitude died a year before I bought
the place, in 2001, I believe. A single diabetic dude, mid 40s, found a
couple days after he keeled. I think he haunts the place.
Anyhow, I got a piece of mail for him from Verizonked, offering him a FREE
RAZR CELL PHONE if he would only ACT IMMEDIATELY. I thought about sending
the thing in, but you know, a ghost with a cell phone could become quite
annoying.
I think the US Army and the phone company share the same mailing list
providers!
[*]
-----
PS...the lady who owned this condo before HIM passed away elsewhere in this
city a couple months ago, and I get ads for Carribean cruises for her.
So far, I'm the last survivor of the Condo of Solitude.

Remember: One part bleach, nine parts water.

11% Cocaine!

Post by Artemia Salina
--
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