Rev. Richard Skull
2009-12-31 20:52:09 UTC
broadcasting Porn an live death matches in order to draw audiences.
2) The Pope will make mandatory buggering of Alter boys one of the
sacred sacraments, thus eliminating the ongoing sex scandals.
3) Osama Bin Laden will be discovered in the USA, working as George W.
Bush's pool boy.
4) Dick Cheney will be exposed after Police raid his Jackson Hole, WY
ranch to discover evidence of Satanic Rituals, sex orgies, and
listening to Shatner LP's
5) Scientist tap the power of farts, thus solving the worlds energy
problems forever. Rev Dr. Mister Sister becomes wealthy over nigh as
the largest power source in the world.
6) Doc Martain will be in the middle of a love triangle when he is
caught having sex with a cherry pie. His longtime partner, that
Blueberry Pie will file a suit for "Palimony" payments.
7) A Crisis will unfold this summer when a band of Wiener Dogs take
over a major US City. Its made worse when the dogs are shown to be
more competent then the humans. The city's populace accept their new
Wiener Dog rulers and quickly accept the new greeting ritual of
sniffing each others butts.
8) J.R. "Bob" Dobbs will end up controlling all the world finances
when he buys out all the world's bank with the money he finds behind
his sofa cushions.
9) Ivan Stang will be exiled to Somalia.
10) Canada will execute its secret plan to Dominate the World. All
world now worship Celene Dion and Shatner. Harp Seal meat now
mandatory once a week.