Who needs Gold & Silver Anniversary now!

[Rev. Richard Skull]

You, know the "CON" made up these Lists of Thinks to "buy" when a
couple celbrates a wedding anniversry.

You know 25 Years=Silver, 50= Gold, etc.


As a method of making you buy shit that most normal people either have
no need or cash to buy otherwise.

But today, after spending over $25 to fill the tank on my cavalier, i
figured we need a NEW set!

25 years= Unleaded

50 years= Mid grade

75 years= Premium!

A couple can celebrate their annivarsry by heading down to Apu's for a
tank of gas! Sure it expensive! But this is not an every day event!

[Pope Phil... or Something]

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
But today, after spending over $25 to fill the tank on my cavalier, i

Monty smirks at how LITTLE it costs you to fill your tank

[ƒ®ànK panű¢©I]

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
But today, after spending over $25 to fill the tank on my cavalier, i
figured we need a NEW set!

Out of the loop I must be. Last time I drove a Cavalier it was the size
of a small house and was heading at 60 mph towards a brick wall.

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
A couple can celebrate their annivarsry by heading down to Apu's for a
tank of gas! Sure it expensive! But this is not an every day event!

How festive can this be? Soon all the black goo made from dinosaur
taints will be gone gone gone. We'll be shootin spitballs at Mad Max
and watching old 16mm prints of SCRAPPY cartoons on a projector powered
by a shackled, threatened tard on a bicycle-driven generator. Hoot and
holler we will. No more interweb. No more G I Joes. No more crops or
medicine. Just us expiring DEVO geezers laffing at SCRAPPY while our
high blood pressure blows off the tops of our starving skulls and the
ZARDOZ-style Bush family laughs and Jenna stuffs a carburetor up her
twat for no goddam reason.

[HellPope Huey]

Post by ƒ®ànK panű¢©I
Just us expiring DEVO geezers laffing at SCRAPPY while our
high blood pressure blows off the tops of our starving skulls and the
ZARDOZ-style Bush family laughs and Jenna stuffs a carburetor up her
twat for no goddam reason.

I think I saw an ad offering video of that yesterday. Remember, you'll
never see a Presidential or Congressional offspring in a war zone as a
participating member, so they have to let that guilty energy out
somewhere. What better way than to cram auto parts up something?

--

HellPope Huey
Look for my new crime novel,
"The Voodoo Gutter Balls of Narniglioso"
excerpt:
"She had breasts like a pair of wrecking balls
that wouldn't take no for an answer."

For those of you who are satire-impaired -
and believe me, you don't know who you are.
~ "Dilbert", Scott Adams

In the republic of mediocrity,
genius is dangerous.
~ Robert Green Ingersoll

[ƒ®ànK panű¢©I]

... they have to let that guilty energy out
somewhere. What better way than to cram auto parts up something?

A scenario as described in:
"Misses Hankable"
http://www.gardenhosting.com/~stiiv/esp/audio/ESP-Misses%20Hankable.mp3



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[Rush]

Post by HellPope Huey
I think I saw an ad offering video of that yesterday. Remember, you'll
never see a Presidential or Congressional offspring in a war zone as a
participating member...

Well, duh. They generally don't enlist, though some do. If Jenna Bush were
to enlist you may see her in Iraq or Afghanistan. Depends on the job she
chose.

Rush
Remove the obvious...

[Todd Spango]

What's so special about Afghani Depends? I bet the workmanship on
American adult diapers is superior...

Oh, yeah, maybe it's the all-hemp construction.