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S.W.A.T. Monkey!
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Rev. Richard Skull
2005-04-20 23:13:51 UTC
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A Police SWAT Team is asking for a Federal Grant to aquire and train a
monkey for their SWAT team.

They want to use it to infiltrate buildings, open locked doors, carry
video cameras, etc.

What a great Idea for a TV show!

S.W.A.T. Monkey!

It can star Don Johnson as the jaded police officer who is forced to
work with a Monkey.

When they drive around, all you'll see on the passenger side of the car
is the Monkey's tail.

The Monkey will be the one who solves all the crimes, the Human cast
will be just a bunch of total idiots like the Police on The Simpsons.

I will write up the pilot and send it to ether Fox or the WB!
frater S.O.D.D.I.
2005-04-20 23:42:30 UTC
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Post by Rev. Richard Skull
A Police SWAT Team is asking for a Federal Grant to aquire and train a
monkey for their SWAT team.
They want to use it to infiltrate buildings, open locked doors, carry
video cameras, etc.
What a great Idea for a TV show!
S.W.A.T. Monkey!
It can star Don Johnson as the jaded police officer who is forced to
work with a Monkey.
When they drive around, all you'll see on the passenger side of the car
is the Monkey's tail.
The Monkey will be the one who solves all the crimes, the Human cast
will be just a bunch of total idiots like the Police on The Simpsons.
I will write up the pilot and send it to ether Fox or the WB!
Send it to HBO.

Then they can train the monkey to say "cocksucker".
Artemia Salina
2005-04-21 08:14:51 UTC
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Post by Rev. Richard Skull
A Police SWAT Team is asking for a Federal Grant to aquire and train a
monkey for their SWAT team.
They want to use it to infiltrate buildings, open locked doors, carry
video cameras, etc.
What a great Idea for a TV show!
S.W.A.T. Monkey!
It can star Don Johnson as the jaded police officer who is forced to
work with a Monkey.
When they drive around, all you'll see on the passenger side of the car
is the Monkey's tail.
The Monkey will be the one who solves all the crimes, the Human cast
will be just a bunch of total idiots like the Police on The Simpsons.
I will write up the pilot and send it to ether Fox or the WB!
Alternate title: "Every Which Way but Interesting"
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König Prüße, GfbAEV
2005-04-21 14:19:31 UTC
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Post by Artemia Salina
Post by Rev. Richard Skull
A Police SWAT Team is asking for a Federal Grant to aquire and train a
monkey for their SWAT team.
They want to use it to infiltrate buildings, open locked doors, carry
video cameras, etc.
What a great Idea for a TV show!
S.W.A.T. Monkey!
It can star Don Johnson as the jaded police officer who is forced to
work with a Monkey.
When they drive around, all you'll see on the passenger side of the car
is the Monkey's tail.
The Monkey will be the one who solves all the crimes, the Human cast
will be just a bunch of total idiots like the Police on The Simpsons.
I will write up the pilot and send it to ether Fox or the WB!
Alternate title: "Every Which Way but Interesting"
But it _could_ be interesting! They should get one of the
cannibal chimps that like to eats human faces, and when
they are cornering a perp, the chimp could chew their face
off, and then when the complaining parties were presented
with a faceless corpse and asked, "Izzat the guy?" they
could say, "Shit! I dunno!!!" The chimp wouldn't have to
seem like a mini-King Kong, but could hoot and do back-flips
like it was having a really good time while eating criminals,
winos, and bag ladies; and people would wonder, "Why didn't
they think of this sooner!?!?" And maybe it should be a female
chimp named Francine that wears a tennis outfit and has a cell phone.
Rev. Richard Skull
2005-04-21 23:55:27 UTC
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<<But it _could_ be interesting! They should get one of the
cannibal chimps that like to eats human faces, and when
they are cornering a perp, the chimp could chew their face
off, and then when the complaining parties were presented
with a faceless corpse and asked, "Izzat the guy?" they
could say, "Shit! I dunno!!!" The chimp wouldn't have to
seem like a mini-King Kong, but could hoot and do back-flips
like it was having a really good time while eating criminals,
winos, and bag ladies; and people would wonder, "Why didn't
they think of this sooner!?!?" And maybe it should be a female
chimp named Francine that wears a tennis outfit and has a cell phone>>

What ever happened to Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp?
ƒ®@nK panű©©I
2005-04-22 02:15:05 UTC
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Post by Rev. Richard Skull
What ever happened to Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp?
He now holds a certain high political office.
bob h
2005-04-22 02:40:16 UTC
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Post by ƒ®@nK panű©©I
Post by Rev. Richard Skull
What ever happened to Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp?
He now holds a certain high political office.
The S.W.A.T. Monkey topic, with it's inevitable leap to logical "life
imitating art" reference of gw is one of the funniest things I've read in
here. If the monkey makes it on the air, I'll be tuned in. Who knows,
maybe try out for a role as the balding 40ish perp that gets his fingers all
chewed off....

Bobinsf
Rev. Richard Skull
2005-04-22 21:22:31 UTC
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<<Who knows,
maybe try out for a role as the balding 40ish perp that gets his
fingers all
chewed off.... >>

I resemble that perp!
Stiiv
2005-04-22 13:57:08 UTC
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Post by ƒ®@nK panű©©I
Post by Rev. Richard Skull
What ever happened to Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp?
He now holds a certain high political office.
Mayor of Berkeley, CA?


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Todd Spango
2005-04-22 21:07:13 UTC
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No. President of the John Bolton fan club.

--Todd, from Spango
Stiiv
2005-04-23 13:33:34 UTC
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On 22 Apr 2005 14:07:13 -0700, "Todd Spango"
Post by Todd Spango
No. President of the John Bolton fan club.
--Todd, from Spango
No, Matt, he's president of the Officer Joe Bolton fan club. (NYC tv
ref)

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Todd Spango
2005-04-23 14:49:09 UTC
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Or was that the Jack Officer Michael Bolton Fanclub (mixed Butthole
Surfers & Mike Judge reference)?
Gary Childs
2005-04-23 15:32:21 UTC
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Post by Todd Spango
Or was that the Jack Officer Michael Bolton Fanclub (mixed Butthole
Surfers & Mike Judge reference)?
Don't jump to conclusions Matt.
Stiiv
2005-04-23 21:12:18 UTC
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On Sat, 23 Apr 2005 11:32:21 -0400, "Gary Childs"
Post by Gary Childs
Post by Todd Spango
Or was that the Jack Officer Michael Bolton Fanclub (mixed Butthole
Surfers & Mike Judge reference)?
Don't jump to conclusions Matt.
<thud>

You guys make me laugh. In a good way. ;>

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