Rev. Richard Skull
2010-11-14 22:15:29 UTC
of Egypt. The Farah, with her willowing blonde hair was worshiped by
the Glorps of Egypt, who did purchase posters of her and watch her TV
But the Jews were not happy, the Bagels were stale and they were not
even making scale while hauling huge boulders of sandstone all over
the friggin’ desert, and pileing them up in front of the MGM Grand in
Vegas. To make matters worse, the only entertainment they were allowed
was the stinking Wayne Newton Show.
Finally, the Jews got their Shop Steward, Moses, to talk to the Farah.
He approached her and said, in a commanding Voice, “In the name of
VIACOM, pay my people scale!”
“Go Shove it!” replied the Farah, with a whip of her luscious hair,
“I’m a Star!”
So Moses promised the Farah a course of Seven Plagues.
First was the Plague of the TV Guides! The TV Guides for North Platte
were sent to Las Vegas by mistake.
Then there was the Plague of Yugos! All the cars of the Farah’s people
were forced into the shop and they had to drive Yugos as loaners for a
And it got worse! The Plague of Shatners, the Plague of Wiener Dogs,
the Plague of Man Boobs, the Plague of Having the Dallas Cowboys as
your Favorite Team! And still The Farah would not pay Moses People
Finally, Moses brought forth the worst plague of all times! He called
the Head of all Jews and also the head of VIACOM, Sumner “Murray
Rothstein” Redstone! And, using his great powers brought forth the
Plague of Being out of Vogue!
And low, The Farah was replaced by a young girl with Bigger Tits on
her TV show, then the masses did not buy her merchandise, then the
Farah was no longer featured on the Covers of People Magazine!
With this, the Farah’s Powers of Bargaining we destroyed! And The
People of Moses were released from their Contracts and moved out to
Los Angles. On the way they faced the waters of Lake Powell! And
there was a worry of what to do. So they camped at the Holiday Inn,
while Moses went up on the Mountain to ask Directions.
And while Moses was away, did his people wander down to the Bar for
Happy Hour. And there was much drinking, dancing of Disco, and
vomiting into toilets. And all got militantly smashed!
On the Mountain, where Moses was finally able to get a good signal on
his iPhone, he called Sumner Redstone, who told him to take I-15 to
And Moses did return to the camp at the Holiday Inn where there was
much drinking. And Moses was angry! He was not invited to Happy Hour!
So Moses held up the Tablet of his iPhone and cast it down upon the
crowd. And the iPhone did hit someone in the eye and nearly put his
And Moses was sued and lost in court. And while the Jews moved onto
Hollywood, where they did make trashy, obsolete Leftist propaganda
disguised as “Entertainment”, Moses was stuck being a bus boy at a
Truck Stop in Needles.