My Predictions for 2006!

[Rev. Richard Skull]

I have consulted the Stars, check my Majic *-Ball, Consulted with the
Mystical Head of "Bob", and decide to publish MY Predictions for the
Year 2006!

Notice that Prediction I made for 2005 actually DID come true, but the
Conspiracy Media HID THE NEWS!

1) Thanks the a new Law re-defining "Sex-Crime", all Americans are now
Sex Offenders are are required to Register with the Police.

2) G. W. Bush gets a wedgie form God

3) Dick Cheney discovered sacrificning Human Babies in the Basement of
the Naval Observatory. Claims Liberal Media Bias.

4) First Genticly Engineered Human baby born. Deistroyed by Court Order
after its dicovered it DNA came form William Shanter, Jennifer Lopez,
and Ben Aflec.

5) New German Pope announced Church annexing Sudetenland

6) Pope Perro pees on New German Chancelar's Leg

7) "Bob", living in his secret secure location, orders out for Pizza.
Stiffs Driver on tip.

8) Dr. Dark hired to run a new 'worst movie ever" Night on HBO. Soon
becomes #1 hit. In an attempt to make more "Bad Movies", Holloywood
ends up making the 10 Greatest Movies Ever Made!

9) Stang, attacked by rabid Raccon while taking out the trash. Raccon
then glows red and disapperas like in the old "Invaders" TV SHow. Wie
puts band aid on Stang

10) After the recent find of "Large Oil Reserves" in Brazil. Bush
declares South American "Haven for Terror" and Invades. Combined Armies
of South America, Lead by "Bob" defeat US Forces.

11) Brush wood Raided by CIA, DEA, KGB, IRS, CYO, and FBI during X-Day.
All task force memeber fired after Photos of them Froppin' in Hot tub
posted on internet.

[jd]

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Notice that Prediction I made for 2005 actually DID come true, but the
Conspiracy Media HID THE NEWS!
1) Thanks the a new Law re-defining "Sex-Crime", all Americans are now
Sex Offenders are are required to Register with the Police.

I could see that really happening except we would all be terrorist instead
of Sex offenders.

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
3) Dick Cheney discovered sacrificning Human Babies in the Basement of
the Naval Observatory. Claims Liberal Media Bias.

I think It all ready happened this year.

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
4) First Genticly Engineered Human baby born. Deistroyed by Court Order
after its dicovered it DNA came form William Shanter, Jennifer Lopez,
and Ben Aflec.

Bill Shanter! Who's your daddy?

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
10) After the recent find of "Large Oil Reserves" in Brazil. Bush
declares South American "Haven for Terror" and Invades. Combined Armies
of South America, Lead by "Bob" defeat US Forces.

Sounds all to real, scary thought.

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
11) Brush wood Raided by CIA, DEA, KGB, IRS, CYO, and FBI during X-Day.
All task force memeber fired after Photos of them Froppin' in Hot tub
posted on internet.

[Good Ole Padre SODDI]

Post by jd

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Notice that Prediction I made for 2005 actually DID come true, but the
Conspiracy Media HID THE NEWS!
1) Thanks the a new Law re-defining "Sex-Crime", all Americans are now
Sex Offenders are are required to Register with the Police.

I could see that really happening except we would all be terrorist instead
of Sex offenders.

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
3) Dick Cheney discovered sacrificning Human Babies in the Basement of
the Naval Observatory. Claims Liberal Media Bias.

I think It all ready happened this year.

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
4) First Genticly Engineered Human baby born. Deistroyed by Court Order
after its dicovered it DNA came form William Shanter, Jennifer Lopez,
and Ben Aflec.

Bill Shanter! Who's your daddy?

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
10) After the recent find of "Large Oil Reserves" in Brazil. Bush
declares South American "Haven for Terror" and Invades. Combined Armies
of South America, Lead by "Bob" defeat US Forces.

Sounds all to real, scary thought.

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
11) Brush wood Raided by CIA, DEA, KGB, IRS, CYO, and FBI during X-Day.
All task force memeber fired after Photos of them Froppin' in Hot tub
posted on internet.

Time Snap occurs; June and July become interposed. X-ists puzzled at empty
landing site in Brushwood.

Black hole swallows Dakota Fanning, millions cheer.

SODDI becomes world's 3rd largest democracy.

[Todd Spango]

Wish I had a magic asterisk ball.

[HellPope Huey]

Post by Todd Spango
Wish I had a magic asterisk ball.

Nenslo sells some, but the answer always comes up either FUCK YOU or
SHUT UP. He was too cheap to have any other sayings printed on the
little ball.

--

HellPope Huey
I'll slap the white off you,
given an honest chance and
that'll be great fun, as you are
whiter than Jimmy Carter in a blizzard

Few faults of style excite the malignity
of a more numerous class of readers
than the use of hard words.
~ Samuel Johnson

They do say, Mrs. M, that verbal insults
hurt more than physical pain.
They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover
when I stick this toasting fork into your head.
~ "BlackAdder," 'Sense and Senility'

[Rev. Richard Skull]

<<Wish I had a magic asterisk ball. >

The Majic Ball which is Shapped like a Billard Ball is a Licensed trade
mark, as the people who run the Mystical Smokeing Head of "Bob" found
out the hard way.

[unknown]

nevermore.

[F*R*A*N*K_pa_nu_cc_i]

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Majic *-Ball

Prediction: Will attempt to use said ball. Unlike the sturdy,
dependable balls of yore, the craptogram inside is made from folded
translucent plastic, rather than the solid casting used in the real
macaw. It is light, buoyant, altogether unsuited to its task. It will
not nestle properly against the viewing glass, thus its secrets can not
be clearly read. The ball will be shaken to clarify matters, but the
enveloping inky fluid is degenerate, lumpy, and will impede mobility of
the folded lightweight cheepnis. The ball will be shaken in an attempt
to deal with the problem by force, but that force will be rewarded with
a mishap as the ball slips from moist fingers and crashes to the floor.
The plastic shell will shatter, revealing a narrow mason jar inside,
its hidden end capped by a pedestrian device of stamped metal, to be
easily removed by the twist of a nominally human hand. The wax masonic
seal will be ignored as the cap is removed, and all fortunes are
revealed at once, tabs A through D removed from slots A through D.
Flattened, the device will be robbed of its magic, and its messages,
stripped naked, laid bare, and pronged up the butt with a greased
shampoo bottle, will reveal everything and nothing simultaneously,
sending all who view it straight down, with terminal velocity, into
ultimate depression.


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[HellPope Huey]

Post by F*R*A*N*K_pa_nu_cc_i

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Majic *-Ball

Prediction: Will attempt to use said ball. Unlike the sturdy,
dependable balls of yore, the craptogram inside is made from folded
translucent plastic, rather than the solid casting used in the real
macaw. It is light, buoyant, altogether unsuited to its task. It will
not nestle properly against the viewing glass, thus its secrets can not
be clearly read.

I predict that you will inexplicably find yourself passing that ball
with great effort one morning, never knowing how it got that far to
begin with. Good luck! Here's a hint: castor oil.

--

HellPope Huey
What wine goes with gibberish?
I know, most of them, but humor me

"We look forward to hearing your vision,
so we can more better do our job.
That's what I'm telling you."
~ George W. Bush,
Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school
until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day
by a middle-aged woman.
Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
~ Elmo Phillips