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How to be funny confident and attractive in just 7 days
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a***@yahoo.com
2006-10-13 10:13:15 UTC
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Some people turn to joke books or funny shows on television hoping to
pick up and use jokes and slowly build their sense of humor, but they
soon find that reading through and memorizing jokes does not guarantee
they will actually be able to be funny in the end.
After all ... what use is reproducing pre-made jokes when you don't
have a compatible situation to begin with? Just telling jokes will make
you sound like a record, rather than giving the impression to others of
an interesting, funny and a witty person.
If you want to have a funny response to all situations that will arise
in day-to-day activities and also special occasions, you will need to
know more than a million jokes! Is it even possible?
Who has time to sit down and research all the possible situations that
can arise in a day and then find humorous or witty responses for them?
You may try loads of comedy workshops and such around your place. Yes,
you will learn. In fact, you will absorb so much that before you know
it, you will become so casually witty and interesting. But such skill
comes with a price, of course. Then, there is the inconvenience of
having to actually go somewhere and spend time there. Not to mention
the high cost of such workshops and the pain of finding a good one. I
haven't yet found a good one costing less than $250 per course per
person. So, expect your wallet to be several inches and hundreds of
dollars thinner. If you don't intend to spend that much money or time
on this, and want a quick and cheap way out, this course is your wish
come true.
Alternatively, you can go the economical route and invest in a few
national best-sellers costing $15 a pop. Browsing through hundred or so
pages of this standard theory fare will typically leave you
dissatisfied. Most of what you learn will be theory with little
real-world illustration. Theory appeals as enticingly as dishwater. You
want tried and tested techniques. You want results. You want to
transform yourself to a funny person, not in the next decade, but right
now. So you finally shelve those books and sigh in melancholy.
Or, you may get loads and loads of practical jokes books. How much are
you willing to pay for those books? And how much time are you willing
to spend to memorize these jokes? The list goes on.
Unlike seminars and workshops, I don't try to fill up the course with
useless information just to make it look like it's worth the money. I
take off all the unnecessary junk and give you the techniques as simple
as possible. You'll find your money's worth in not the number of
techniques I will be teaching you but in the sheer effectiveness of
each and every technique I had devised.
How to be FUNNY!? strikes the middle ground between the high quality
but costly seminars and the economical but impotent library books. How
to be FUNNY!? resulted from scores of research, personal experiences
and interpersonal experimentation to bring you a powerful source of
theory and real world techniques that will magically fill that empty
void now plaguing your heart. It is a breakthrough manual, written just
for you!
http://funnycg.blogspot.com/#
Rev. Richard Skull
2006-10-13 11:43:14 UTC
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Post by a***@yahoo.com
Some people turn to joke books or funny shows on television hoping to
pick up and use jokes and slowly build their sense of humor, but they
soon find that reading through and memorizing jokes does not guarantee
they will actually be able to be funny in the end.
After all ... what use is reproducing pre-made jokes when you don't
have a compatible situation to begin with? Just telling jokes will make
you sound like a record, rather than giving the impression to others of
an interesting, funny and a witty person.
If you want to have a funny response to all situations that will arise
in day-to-day activities and also special occasions, you will need to
know more than a million jokes! Is it even possible?
Who has time to sit down and research all the possible situations that
can arise in a day and then find humorous or witty responses for them?
You may try loads of comedy workshops and such around your place. Yes,
you will learn. In fact, you will absorb so much that before you know
it, you will become so casually witty and interesting. But such skill
comes with a price, of course. Then, there is the inconvenience of
having to actually go somewhere and spend time there. Not to mention
the high cost of such workshops and the pain of finding a good one. I
haven't yet found a good one costing less than $250 per course per
person. So, expect your wallet to be several inches and hundreds of
dollars thinner. If you don't intend to spend that much money or time
on this, and want a quick and cheap way out, this course is your wish
come true.
Alternatively, you can go the economical route and invest in a few
national best-sellers costing $15 a pop. Browsing through hundred or so
pages of this standard theory fare will typically leave you
dissatisfied. Most of what you learn will be theory with little
real-world illustration. Theory appeals as enticingly as dishwater. You
want tried and tested techniques. You want results. You want to
transform yourself to a funny person, not in the next decade, but right
now. So you finally shelve those books and sigh in melancholy.
Or, you may get loads and loads of practical jokes books. How much are
you willing to pay for those books? And how much time are you willing
to spend to memorize these jokes? The list goes on.
Unlike seminars and workshops, I don't try to fill up the course with
useless information just to make it look like it's worth the money. I
take off all the unnecessary junk and give you the techniques as simple
as possible. You'll find your money's worth in not the number of
techniques I will be teaching you but in the sheer effectiveness of
each and every technique I had devised.
How to be FUNNY!? strikes the middle ground between the high quality
but costly seminars and the economical but impotent library books. How
to be FUNNY!? resulted from scores of research, personal experiences
and interpersonal experimentation to bring you a powerful source of
theory and real world techniques that will magically fill that empty
void now plaguing your heart. It is a breakthrough manual, written just
for you!
http://funnycg.blogspot.com/#
Wanna make me laugh? Jump in front of moving train!

Boy! If you did that I'd luagh for about 3.2 seconds.
Fr▲nk P▲nu©©I‬
2006-10-13 15:55:03 UTC
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Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Wanna make me laugh? Jump in front of moving train!
Boy! If you did that I'd luagh for about 3.2 seconds.
A guy I used to work with sent me a video and said watch it it's funny
but it turned out to be a women getting run over by a train and it
looked like she went into pieces and her head came completely off

Was that guy who sent the video my friend?



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Todd Spango
2006-10-13 16:26:14 UTC
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Did you laugh? If so, the answer is yes. If not, the answer may still
be yes. So I vote yes.
Post by Fr▲nk P▲nu©©I‬
Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Wanna make me laugh? Jump in front of moving train!
Boy! If you did that I'd luagh for about 3.2 seconds.
A guy I used to work with sent me a video and said watch it it's funny
but it turned out to be a women getting run over by a train and it
looked like she went into pieces and her head came completely off
Was that guy who sent the video my friend?
____________________
www.frankpanucci.com
http://reperkussionz.blogspot.com/
Stiiv
2006-10-13 17:12:40 UTC
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On 13 Oct 2006 09:26:14 -0700, "Todd Spango"
Post by Todd Spango
Did you laugh? If so, the answer is yes. If not, the answer may still
be yes. So I vote yes.
Post by Fr▲nk P▲nu©©I‬
Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Wanna make me laugh? Jump in front of moving train!
Boy! If you did that I'd luagh for about 3.2 seconds.
A guy I used to work with sent me a video and said watch it it's funny
but it turned out to be a women getting run over by a train and it
looked like she went into pieces and her head came completely off
Was that guy who sent the video my friend?
If it was his ex-wife, then yes. If it was a stranger, well, she was a
stranger.


Stiiv
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Rev. Richard Skull
2006-10-15 17:14:31 UTC
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Post by Fr▲nk P▲nu©©I‬
Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Wanna make me laugh? Jump in front of moving train!
Boy! If you did that I'd luagh for about 3.2 seconds.
A guy I used to work with sent me a video and said watch it it's funny
but it turned out to be a women getting run over by a train and it
looked like she went into pieces and her head came completely off
Was that guy who sent the video my friend?
____________________
www.frankpanucci.com
http://reperkussionz.blogspot.com/
Last Year some drunk was hit by an Amtrak Train doing about 110 near
Claymont, DE. The Newspaper had a photo on the front page of the body
covered with a tarp, and a State Police Officer Liftin up on corner to
look.

The look on that officers face said it all.

About 10 Years ago, lots of teenagers from the 'hood in Baltmore
decided to end it all by hiding in the shrubs neaqr the entrances to
the rail tunnels Amtrak uses to get thru Baltmore and jumping in fron
of Metroliners as they entered or exited the tunnels. The engineerrs
would not have time to even hit the brakes, not as if that mattered
with the trans movein. The speed limites in the tunnels are 45 mph, but
it still takes a good distance for a train to stop at that speed.

Finaly teh city and the railroad had to install 12 foot fences arounf
the area to stop the kids from doing this.

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