Working in the Garden...

[Rev. Richard Skull]

... today getting my tomato plants in.

Had on apir of old beat up shorts on. You you, the ones that are so
old and thread bare that you don't care hour much dirt (or paint or
motor oil) you get on them.

As I was laying down the plastic filter papaer (blocks the weeds from
growing) I felt something in the area of the old buttocks. I had a
small garden shovel and my trusty Swiss Army knofe in the back pocket
so I did not think too much about it.

Only after I got the plants in and was getting ready to spread the
mulch did I noticed a breeze where there was not supposed to be a
breeze. Reaching back I discovered that the back of teh shorts had
torn and my large hairy arse was sticking out while I was bending over
working on the plants.

Of course siad arse was pointing directly at the street which goes
down to the Fifier's Orchards farm store a mile down the road. And
seeing as Fifiers had asperigas in right now, there was lots of
traffic on the road.

Luckly I was wearng underwear and the underwear was dark blue, almost
the same color as the shorts. If anyone noticed they wear either being
polite or were laughing too hard to say anything.

On the plus side, my Tomatoes are in!

[polar bear]

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
... today getting my tomato plants in.
Had on apir of old beat up shorts on. You you, the ones that are so
old and thread bare that you don't care hour much dirt (or paint or
motor oil) you get on them.
As I was laying down the plastic filter papaer (blocks the weeds from
growing) I felt something in the area of the old buttocks. I had a
small garden shovel and my trusty Swiss Army knofe in the back pocket
so I did not think too much about it.
Only after I got the plants in and was getting ready to spread the
mulch did I noticed a breeze where there was not supposed to be a
breeze. Reaching back I discovered that the back of teh shorts had
torn and my large hairy arse was sticking out while I was bending over
working on the plants.
Of course siad arse was pointing directly at the street which goes
down to the Fifier's Orchards farm store a mile down the road. And
seeing as Fifiers had asperigas in right now, there was lots of
traffic on the road.
Luckly I was wearng underwear and the underwear was dark blue, almost
the same color as the shorts. If anyone noticed they wear either being
polite or were laughing too hard to say anything.
On the plus side, my Tomatoes are in!

Sound like you accidently stumbled on a fashion style that's been
poplular around here for some time. I call it the "ripped out ass"
look. Best example of the ripped out ass look I've seen was this
cute asian chick that walked by me downtown last year. Each cheek of
her jeans had been carefully ripped sideways in three parallel strips,
exposing her delighful ass for all to see. No panties there, or
perhaps she was wearing a thong? Unfortunately, most examples of the
look aren't nearly as pleasant, but we won't go there.

I knew a guy in the 70's who got arrested and even went to jail for a
few days because the ass of his jeans were ripped out. He was wearing
underwear too, but it didn't matter. Back then that was indecent
exposure, and since he couldn't pay the fine, off to jail he went.

I suppose there's a moral here somewhere, but damned if I can find it.

pb

[Rev. G.G. Willikers]

Post by polar bear

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
... today getting my tomato plants in.
Had on apir of old beat up shorts on. You you, the ones that are so
old and thread bare that you don't care hour much dirt (or paint or
motor oil) you get on them.
As I was laying down the plastic filter papaer (blocks the weeds from
growing) I felt something in the area of the old buttocks. I had a
small garden shovel and my trusty Swiss Army knofe in the back pocket
so I did not think too much about it.
Only after I got the plants in and was getting ready to spread the
mulch did I noticed a breeze where there was not supposed to be a
breeze. Reaching back I discovered that the back of teh shorts had
torn and my large hairy arse was sticking out while I was bending over
working on the plants.
Of course siad arse was pointing directly at the street which goes
down to the Fifier's Orchards farm store a mile down the road. And
seeing as Fifiers had asperigas in right now, there was lots of
traffic on the road.
Luckly I was wearng underwear and the underwear was dark blue, almost
the same color as the shorts. If anyone noticed they wear either being
polite or were laughing too hard to say anything.
On the plus side, my Tomatoes are in!

Sound like you accidently stumbled on a fashion style that's been
poplular around here for some time. I call it the "ripped out ass"
look. Best example of the ripped out ass look I've seen was this
cute asian chick that walked by me downtown last year. Each cheek of
her jeans had been carefully ripped sideways in three parallel strips,
exposing her delighful ass for all to see. No panties there, or
perhaps she was wearing a thong? Unfortunately, most examples of the
look aren't nearly as pleasant, but we won't go there.
I knew a guy in the 70's who got arrested and even went to jail for a
few days because the ass of his jeans were ripped out. He was wearing
underwear too, but it didn't matter. Back then that was indecent
exposure, and since he couldn't pay the fine, off to jail he went.
I suppose there's a moral here somewhere, but damned if I can find it.
pb

My old room mate (a stripper), used to landscape the hell out of the
front of our house. She would throw on the old cut off daisy ducks and a
bikini top. We lived on the parkway. We used to laugh about the
traffic jams that started. Not to mention the cars swerving as some guy
would do a double take.
She would be filthy from head to toe, but still smokin hot.
I sure do miss her :)

[phy]

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
.. today getting my tomato plants in.

Working in the garden is the epitomy of slack. I actually have a tomato on
one of my plants already. The blackness of my thumb seems to slowly be
fading away.

-phy