Another typical Drive to work

[Rev. Richard Skull]

Yesterday Morning, on the way to work I spotted some State Trropers in
the Median of US 13 with police flashers on.

Looked like they were standing over some trash. That is until I got
closer and noticed the "trash" was a dead body!

Since the area was just down the Street from 2 nudie bars, I figured
teh scenario was this:

Drunk pedestrain, wearing dark clothes tries to cross road. Drunk
driver leaving Hak's or Fantasia hits other drunk.

Drunk driver drives off in terror becuase he's drunck, and probally
driving with no insurance.

That make 2 dead bodies I'v encounted due to my job! In 2001, we found
a body along the river next to our office.

If the cops had not been standing over the guy, I would have stuffed
him in the Passenger seat of my car so I could have used the HOV lanes
for a day or two until he started to smell like Alcandor.

[Sam]

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Yesterday Morning, on the way to work I spotted some State Trropers in
the Median of US 13 with police flashers on.
Looked like they were standing over some trash. That is until I got
closer and noticed the "trash" was a dead body!
Since the area was just down the Street from 2 nudie bars, I figured
Drunk pedestrain, wearing dark clothes tries to cross road. Drunk
driver leaving Hak's or Fantasia hits other drunk.
Drunk driver drives off in terror becuase he's drunck, and probally
driving with no insurance.
That make 2 dead bodies I'v encounted due to my job! In 2001, we found
a body along the river next to our office.
If the cops had not been standing over the guy, I would have stuffed
him in the Passenger seat of my car so I could have used the HOV lanes
for a day or two until he started to smell like Alcandor.

I always thought Alcandor smelled like posies and sunshine...

[Rev. G.G. Willikers]

Post by Sam

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Yesterday Morning, on the way to work I spotted some State Trropers in
the Median of US 13 with police flashers on.
Looked like they were standing over some trash. That is until I got
closer and noticed the "trash" was a dead body!
Since the area was just down the Street from 2 nudie bars, I figured
Drunk pedestrain, wearing dark clothes tries to cross road. Drunk
driver leaving Hak's or Fantasia hits other drunk.
Drunk driver drives off in terror becuase he's drunck, and probally
driving with no insurance.
That make 2 dead bodies I'v encounted due to my job! In 2001, we found
a body along the river next to our office.
If the cops had not been standing over the guy, I would have stuffed
him in the Passenger seat of my car so I could have used the HOV lanes
for a day or two until he started to smell like Alcandor.

I always thought Alcandor smelled like posies and sunshine...

That's on the days he has a can of air freshener shoved up his pooper.
--
Rev. G.G. Willikers

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or
took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did.

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for
the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals.

If you do, shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?

And if the whole fraternity system is guilty,then isn't this
an indictment of our educational institutions in general?

I put it to you, Greg.

Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

Well you can do what you want to us, but we won't sit here
and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!