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How is the Church of the Subgenius like the Mormons?
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Rev. Richard Skull
2010-08-30 21:09:12 UTC
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Mormons: Founder, Joe Smith convicted of fraud several times.

Subgenius: Founder, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs voted Greatest Fraud of the 20th
Century on a Time Magazine 1999 Online Poll.


Mormons: Founder, Joseph Smith was tarred and feathered in Ohio.


Subgenius: Sacred Scribe, Doug Smith, was tarred ad feathered in
1998.
And lives in Ohio.


Mormons: Sacred Underwear which protects them from harm.


Subgenius: Sacred skid marks in Underwear protect them from having to
associated with "Normals"


Mormons: Joseph Smith wrote Sacred Scriptures form "golden plates"
given to him by God. Even no one other them him actually SAW said
plates.


Subgenius: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs wrote sacred texts after witnessing "God"
on his TV. No other witnesses.


Mormons: Founded Salt Lake City as a "haven" for followers.


Subgenius: Founded Dobbstown as haven for suckers.
Rev. Richard Skull
2010-09-01 22:54:51 UTC
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Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Mormons: Founder, Joe Smith convicted of fraud several times.
Subgenius: Founder, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs voted Greatest Fraud of the 20th
Century on a Time Magazine 1999 Online Poll.
Mormons: Founder, Joseph Smith was tarred and feathered in Ohio.
Subgenius: Sacred Scribe, Doug Smith, was tarred ad feathered in
1998.
And lives in Ohio.
Mormons: Sacred Underwear which protects them from harm.
Subgenius: Sacred skid marks in Underwear protect them from having to
associated with "Normals"
Mormons: Joseph Smith wrote Sacred Scriptures form "golden plates"
given to him by God. Even no one other them him actually SAW said
plates.
Subgenius: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs wrote sacred texts after witnessing "God"
on his TV. No other witnesses.
Mormons: Founded Salt Lake City as a "haven" for followers.
Subgenius: Founded Dobbstown as haven for suckers.

SpudLupa
2010-10-04 05:26:06 UTC
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Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Mormons: Founder, Joe Smith convicted of fraud several times.
Subgenius: Founder, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs voted Greatest Fraud of the 20th
Century on a Time Magazine 1999 Online Poll.
Mormons: Founder, Joseph Smith was tarred and feathered in Ohio.
Subgenius: Sacred Scribe, Doug Smith, was tarred ad feathered in
1998.
And lives in Ohio.
Mormons: Sacred Underwear which protects them from harm.
Subgenius: Sacred skid marks in Underwear protect them from having to
associated with "Normals"
Mormons: Joseph Smith wrote Sacred Scriptures form "golden plates"
given to him by God. Even no one other them him actually SAW said
plates.
Subgenius: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs wrote sacred texts after witnessing "God"
on his TV. No other witnesses.
Mormons: Founded Salt Lake City as a "haven" for followers.
Subgenius: Founded Dobbstown as haven for suckers.
OH MY! All this time I thought it was just the polygamy.

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